Love it or hate it, this movie has *something*…, 9 June 2011

*** This review may contain spoilers ***

The first time I saw this movie, I didn’t like it…
Then (see *UPDATE* at the end), I changed my mind…
I tend to instinctively know what movies I’m gonna like, and those I won’t. So, it’s a rare thing for me to watch a movie I consider one of the “worst.” But, it just so happens that last night was one of those nights for me. Woody Allen’s “Manhattan” I watched for the first time last night, it and was, without a doubt, one of the most boring movies I’d ever seen! And, though I typically have no gripes with a May-December romance of sorts, something about Woody’s relationship w/ the 17-18 year-old girl in the film didn’t sit well with me—-probably b/c she sounded like a member of Charlie Brown and the Peanuts kids——in other words, totally childish. To me, the believability and success of those sort of relationships depend on the people involved, and age is but a small detail of it. Hence, in that case, the people involved didn’t fit, and I found myself sorely irritated with them. So, how could I love the movie if I couldn’t love the people? Still, before anyone jumps to conclusions about my viewing history, let me point out that I am well-aware of “Manhattan”s reputation as a classic, and I did appreciate the scenic beauty of the film, just not the film itself.
The point is, it’s not the May-December romance aspect of the film that makes it distasteful to me, it’s the way it was handled in this particular film. There are other May-December romances that I actually am quite fond of. For example, I love the almost universally panned Lily Tomlin-John Travolta movie, “Moment by Moment” in which a young Travolta has a romance with the much older Tomlin character. And, I thought it was really sweet—-perhaps b/c Travolta didn’t sound like he could do the voice of “Charlie Brown” if ya get my drift…while young, we was not child-like, just cute, sweet, and naive—-but grown! There’s the difference. And, the scenic appeal of that movie far surpasses even that of such beautifully filmed scenes in “Manhattan.” I also like “Harold and Maude” quite a bit. And, there’s was about as big a generation gap as two people could have in a relationship!
But, given further thought, I would say that my real problem with the relationship in “Manhattan” is not as much the fact that the girl seemed terribly childish as it is that their particular relationship seemed very one-dimensional—-in this case, totally sex-based. There was no real sense of camaraderie between them, just a liking for fooling around together. The problem is not that they liked sex, it’s that, as the viewer, I got the feeling that one was being taken advantage of for the other’s temporary enjoyment, as it was established early on that Woody’s character had no intent of getting real serious about the girl. So, with such shallowly developed characters, I, as the viewer, could not sympathize with them. That’s why it’s bad, in my opinion. Whereas, with H&M, the viewer is offered a look at the build-up to their relationship. So, however odd, viewers are given the opportunity to understand where that bond is coming from. That’s why I actually am touched by H&M. Had Woody done similarly w/ “Manhattan,” I may have been touched by it as-well.
The ending particularly stunk, in my opinion, as it showed just how shallow Woody’s character actually was; he really didn’t care about the girl, just whether he’d be happy or not! This sort of character would have been fine in a movie of another genre, but was a bad fit in a movie that was essentially sold on the premise of being a (however odd) romantic comedy. Cause there is nothing comedic—- OR romantic—-about being a cad!
Shallow characters, all around! Good filming, good music, good visuals. But, the bad script ruined it!
UPDATE: Saw it again on HBO and one again was drawn in by the good visuals, music, and relaxed simplicity of it. Except, this time, I rather enjoyed it! This time, I realized that if Mariel Hemingway wasn’t so childish-sounding—-if she seemed just a little older/more mature, I probably wouldn’t be bothered at all. For the record, I love the sort of May-December “forbidden romance” stuff—-it was just that Meriel was a little too much on the child-like side if things. But, nothing’s perfect. Overall, it was rather good the second time around. Yes, I’ve decided I like it.